Some food mascots live in absolute fear of being eaten (the M&M guys). Other food mascots apparently have no idea that they are edible (Pop Tarts are often and unwittingly led to their toasted doom). But a few food mascots are so masochistic they want nothing more than their last glimpse to be your teeth breaking their body in two. (Click here for the top six)
By now you’ve seen or heard about the new Pumpkin Spice Oreos. You’ve probably also given up fighting the now unstoppable onslaught of pumpkin-spice, opting to just consume the constant flavor of autumn. But even as society bows down to the orange gourd, erecting mountain-high statues and founding religions on its behalf, there are still some things that simply should not come in “pumpkin spice” flavor.