I just feel bad for all those starving prehistoric milk farmers who saw those dangling utters on the Cowadon and thought to themselves, I bet there’s something in there of value. Only to painfully rebuffed by the herbivore in their attempts to milk them.
The frustrating millions of years that had to ensue as mother nature allowed the evolutionary process to advance until finally mankind was given their chance at reaching those golden utters of flowing milk.
My favorite cow joke is from an old Calvin and Hobbes, in which Calvin, looking at a glass of milk, asks himself “Who was the first guy to look at a cow and think ‘hey, I’m going to squeeze these things and drink whatever comes out of it?’”
A poor attempt at humor. Instead of constantly Christian Creationist bashing why don’t you be an equal opportunity offender. How about some Muslim cartoons? Oh, that’s right, Muslims will kill you if you bash their religion in cartoons. But it’s a peaceful religion. Right?
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