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- It's 50 degrees and raining in NYC and I'm like a little brat stomping my feet and saying, "But I don't wanna wear a winter coat in May!" 16 hours ago
Actually, sometimes I eat nothing except cranberry sauce. And maybe a roll.
I’m weird, I know …
Thinking about American Thanksgiving food is a very good diet aid.
Turkey, stuffing, cranberry and mayo on white bread- the perfect Thanksgiving leftover!
Awesome…it’s not just that he’s hallucinating the can of cranberry sauce singing–he’s hallucinating two other cans, singing backup.
I’ll have what he’s having. And I don’t mean the drumstick.
Hilarious.
If someone actually bothers to make real, homemade cranberry sauce I’ll actually eat some. But that canned gelatinous concoction is nauseating for sure.
I eat cranberry sauce. It is delicious. Fuck the haters.
Also, Ocean Spray logo. That is attention to detail.
I, for one, love the gelatinous cranberry jelly that holds the can’s shape. In fact I prefer it over the homemade chunky stuff I’ve had. It’s awesome to get a bit and put it on the turkey.
I only eat cranberry jelly when I make one of those every-item-leftover-from-Thanksgiving-dinner-piled-on-a-sandwiches.
I seriously thought I was gonna hurt myself laughing at this. I can only imagine if I had been tipsy today, I’d be on the floor gasping for air. I just wish I knew what tune to put it to!
Win.
I’ve been taunted at thanksgiving (when it’s turkey) and Christmas (when it’s turkey – both alternate with ham) at my dad’s place that I often have cranberry sauce and a bit of turkey meat. Same with tourtière. Ocean Spray Whole Cranberry Sauce for the definite win. The jelly I no longer like…
I very occasionally buy a can, open it, and eat it raw.
Yes, you can be nauseated if you want.
..I should say I eat it raw but COLD. It’s putrid at room temperature.
Can-berry sauce!
Note the parent’s observation: “You’re sweating and dilating *more than usual*.” This (particularly the “dilating” bit) suggests his drug use is so regular that his folks are aware of it. So he must’ve really done a job on himself this time! Next time give the bag a shake before you hand the dealer your money, Cranberry Boy.