I’ve been taunted at thanksgiving (when it’s turkey) and Christmas (when it’s turkey – both alternate with ham) at my dad’s place that I often have cranberry sauce and a bit of turkey meat. Same with tourtière. Ocean Spray Whole Cranberry Sauce for the definite win. The jelly I no longer like…
I very occasionally buy a can, open it, and eat it raw.
Note the parent’s observation: “You’re sweating and dilating *more than usual*.” This (particularly the “dilating” bit) suggests his drug use is so regular that his folks are aware of it. So he must’ve really done a job on himself this time! Next time give the bag a shake before you hand the dealer your money, Cranberry Boy.
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