No more arch political humor? Run out of ideas? Here are some for you! Sarah Palin gets ovarian cancer! Ha ha ha ha ha! Mitt Romney dies in a plane crash! Ho ho ho ho ho! Ron Paul gets knifed in a street robbery! He he he he he!
But what I really want to see is puppies! Do you hear me? Puppies, God damn it!
Don, if it makes you happy (and apparently, getting pissed about comic strips does), think of the melting snowperson as Palin and the standing snowman as Putin. Then you can call Ces a commie-lover, as well, and your day will be made.
Sara – sorry to hear you’re under the weather. I would send biscuits, but I’m half a continent away and they would be stale when they got to you. And probably crushed, because that’s what the post office does.
And for the film version – definitely Christopher Lambert. Adrian Paul (tv version) just doesn’t cut it.
I’m appalled by your blatant and callous bias against Frozen-Americans. Ribbing snowmen for their cracked coal buttons, oddly shaped stick arms, or amusingly phallic carrot noses is fair game. Mocking them for their tragic photosensitivity, especially upon the occasion of their horrifying demise, is simply not cool, Ces. It’s downright cold.
I ask – nay, demand – that you withdraw this strip from the site immediately and not put it in the archives.
Hee hee. Very well, you’ve convinced me. When in Rome do what the Romans do.
From now on, instead of “worse than Hitler,” let’s use “worse than Zev.” I’d also like to propose a new advocacy organization, the Anti-Zevamation League. Our logo will be a dog biscuit nested in a circle with a diagonal line crossing it out.
Wow, comments are starting to get out of control here (in volume). I just want it to be known that I was reading way before it was cool to do so… Well, it was always cool, but way before others knew it was cool.
Could ML be becoming so popular that it will descend into the dark abyss that is firsties?