Is is true that the boxes apologized to Cheney for hurting his back?
Does T.O.D.D. have metallic balls? And if so, are they gross?
Are people who favor “BANG” over “BOOM” offended by this strips obvious “BOOM”-centricity?
Is the “Please Stand By” a nasty veiled reference to Wheelchair Cheney’s infirmity, causing the week’s earlier backlash against Cheney-bashing to reappear? And if so, will we all suffer though so much infinite regression that we end crawling so far up our own butts that we’ll only have to clear our throats to tie our shoes?