Friday, January 23, 2009
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- I have 14 boxes of cereal. Either I'm a short-term hoarder or an end-of-days survivalist who'll have to get used to powdered milk. 50 minutes ago
Go T.O.D.D.!
His inventor must be very well-funded (or independently wealthy) indeed if T.O.D.D. keeps getting rebuilt after self-destructing.
Did he blow up Wheelchair Cheney too?
Ces, you’re a cocktease! We get one moment of Wheelchair Cheney, then nothing else!
Oh well. I wish I had T.O.D.D.’s self-destruction button. Who doesn’t?
As a Toxic-American I’m offended and this comic should be taken down.
No, no. The point is not to destroy oneself, but to destroy others.
Bad Ces! Try again!
Somebody should shove a biscuit in that toxic friend’s ass, and then make fun of his balls.
HI-OHHHH! COMMENTS THREAD CALLBACK!
T.O.D.D. is backed up on Carbonite, and was quickly reloaded into his Emergency Auxillary Backup body.
Ha. People get so resentful about this stuff. Misery loves company.
It’s not a zero-sum economy, honestly.
So what’s T.O.D.D.’s job that he got this raise at?
Maybe his job is blowing people up. But that would make him a suicide bomber, and then we’re back to “Wahh wahh this comic is offensive I’m all butthurt” again.
I envy the robot. If I self-destruct, it would only work once.
Now I’m REALLY mad!
Oh, gee, make fun of people who’ve lost loved ones to spontaneous human combustion, will you? I am cancelling my subscription.
Queries:
Is is true that the boxes apologized to Cheney for hurting his back?
Does T.O.D.D. have metallic balls? And if so, are they gross?
Are people who favor “BANG” over “BOOM” offended by this strips obvious “BOOM”-centricity?
Is the “Please Stand By” a nasty veiled reference to Wheelchair Cheney’s infirmity, causing the week’s earlier backlash against Cheney-bashing to reappear? And if so, will we all suffer though so much infinite regression that we end crawling so far up our own butts that we’ll only have to clear our throats to tie our shoes?
I am cancelling my subscription.
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I spent a looooong time staring at the second panel of “Wheel Chair Cheney” before finally deciding it was not, after all, a “magic eye” portrait.