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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Posted in 1 by cesco7 on April 22, 2009

Today’s Link: New Joe and Monkey Collection: Operation Kick Everyone in the Shins

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  1. Michael Ezra said, on April 22, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    Relax, Dick. Unless that guy shortens his moniker by about the length of a Dickens novel, his criminal career will come to nothing even without your help.

  2. Roto13 said, on April 22, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    God, the art in Dick Tracy is so awful. If they actually tried to draw something like what you’ve described, it would be completely impossible to pick out.

  3. dennis said, on April 23, 2009 at 12:34 am

    Good God, this is so wrong. This is the kind of sick shit that will have me laughing for three days.

  4. andy said, on April 23, 2009 at 2:28 am

    You know, I hate it when that happens.

  5. yellojkt said, on April 23, 2009 at 7:28 am

    Sounds like Dick has run across Arseface from Preacher.

  6. Paul1963 said, on April 23, 2009 at 10:16 am

    Dick Tracy meets Arseface:
    (Tracy sees Arseface crossing against the light)
    TRACY: Hey! Get back on the curb–YE GODS!
    ARSEFACE: Whuuuh? (“What?”)

    (Tracy draws his gun.)
    ARSEFACE: Uuhkuhh! Uhkuhh! Juuhh! Uhh muuhhih, uhh muuhhih! (“Okay! Okay! Jesus! I’m moving, I’m moving!”)

    (Tracy shoots Arseface several times, then commandeers a car and runs over him a couple of times to make sure.)

    LOCAL COP: What the hell did you do THAT for? He’s perfectly harmless! Works at the sewage-treatment plant!
    TRACY: With a face like that, I just figured he was a bank robber or a jewel thief or had built a giant criminal robot or something.
    ARSEFACE: *Gurgle* Uhh… wuhh… juhh cruhhuhh… thuh stuhh… (“I was just crossing the street…”)

  7. Ray said, on April 23, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    *Returns PopTart to package* Gross!! *Cringing and laughing at the same time*

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