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- My New Smosh Piece: 6 Cartoon Spokescharacters That Would Be Horrifying in Real Life tinyurl.com/p4b8k7l 3 hours ago
“…but lucrative endorsements or not, I’m still totally gonna murder everyone my creator cares about.”
Hey, why doesn’t your DMC bio mention Medium Large? I think it’s something that every potential employer of yours should know about.
Good point, JP!
Hmph – Wikipedia has left out the most important thing about May Day: it’s my birthday.
Thanks for the early birthday present: “For when solitude is your blanket…and your noose.”
Congratulations on DMC Productions!
“For when solitude is your blanket…and your noose.”
Can I put that on my business card? Please?
Piff! The Red Baron French bread pizzas are far, far superior. Look for the garic kind, I think they’re made with a stick of butter apiece.
The fact that I have actual, fairly strong opinions about frozen microwaveable French bread pizzas is my noose.
Yes, but Red Baron already has a multi-murderous spokesperson now don’t they? Stouffer’s had to do something to keep pace…
This one:
THIS ISN’T WORKING
Follow the antics of a dot.com company after major cutbacks leave just the two owners and their secretary. Slowly they lose their resolve and their minds in a cavernous office full of broken dreams and emptied of any equipment that wasn’t nailed down.
Ages: Adult
Live Action Web Series
has real potential to spur a wave of suicide that will make h1n1 look like a tiny drop in the collective mortality spittoon, at least here in Silicon Valley.
When they’re dead, can I have their stuff?
Today’s Sally Forth and Medium Large were both instant classics.
Oooh…as a professional recluse I have to comment! I find that California Pizza Kitchen’s Pizza For One are the greatest and not too many calories either. Unless you pour Olive Oil and additional cheese on them.
As one who has been known to sit around in one’s bathrobe until 5:00 pm before getting into the shower (if at all!) I can very much relate to the solitude blanket or noose comment. It’s a fine line, Ces.
“Stouffers – for when solitude is your blanket, and your noose.” That cracks me up!