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90% of visiting the folks involves telling yourself, "They mean well." The other 10% involves making sure the screams stay inside your head. 21 hours ago
Haven’t they already been doing that, just not with guns?
Joke’s on them if they’re robbing a bank
Good point ME. What bank could they knock off that would have more cash available?
Geez, they’re clearly robbing a restaurant.
“Any of you fucking pricks move and I’ll execute every last one motherfucking one of you!”
ANY OF YOU F—ING PRICKS MOVE, AND I’LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERF—-ING LAST ONE OF YOU!
*misirlou starts playing*
and then Obama tells them to be cool little fonzies