Betty never had an abortion. Every time she got short on cash for new clothes she just faked a pregnancy. I learned about that trick from Jay McInerney’s Story Of My Life.
Hey, I’ll bet they’d LOVE the cartoon I drew back in 1988 with Mr. Lodge screaming “ARCHIE!!” at the top of his lungs as a very-pregnant Veronica stands nearby.
Gotta see if my scanner can pick up the 21-year-old pencils…
dimestore lipstick said, on May 29, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Ah, let the red-headed jerk have the spoiled little princess for a wife, and that sour old capitalist for a father in law. Betty is far too good for him, anyway.
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sigh. it’s like they always say, pro-choicers finish last
Hey, he kept count. How much does a guy have to do for some women, amiright?
Betty never had an abortion. Every time she got short on cash for new clothes she just faked a pregnancy. I learned about that trick from Jay McInerney’s Story Of My Life.
I fuckin’ hate Archie. Ungrateful bastard. Betty should go off with Jughead.
Screw Archie. Betty and Veronica would be better off if they both dumped him and ran off together.
I think there’s an old Medium Large about just that, actually.
Might want to check your mail box for another epistle from Archie, Inc. If they were upset about that “Sally Forth” strip…
…then they can go f**k themselves. One-time parody constitutes fair use in U.S. law.
Hey, I’ll bet they’d LOVE the cartoon I drew back in 1988 with Mr. Lodge screaming “ARCHIE!!” at the top of his lungs as a very-pregnant Veronica stands nearby.
Gotta see if my scanner can pick up the 21-year-old pencils…
Ah, let the red-headed jerk have the spoiled little princess for a wife, and that sour old capitalist for a father in law. Betty is far too good for him, anyway.