Ever wonder how many new Hogwarts students got head lice from the Sorting Hat?
“Professor Snape! My scalp’s itching so bad I may go mad!”
“*sigh* Parasiticus Repulso–there, how’s that?”
“Much better! Thanks ever so much.”
“Professor Snape! My scalp’s itching, too!”
“*anh* Parasiticus Repulso, on your way.”
“Thank you!”
“Professor Snape! My scalp–”
“You, I don’t like.”
“What?”
“I said, I don’t like you.”
“But, Professor, the itching–”
“Away with you.”
“But–”
“I. Said. Away. With. You.”
And so began Harvey’s first year at Hogwarts.
It went downhill from there.
These are both totally awesome, but for some reason the king-piece yelling at the ninja on the chessboard (what the H?) has had me in stitches for the last 15 minutes. Great stuff.
I laughed way too hard at the second one.
Isn’t Dumbledore gay?
It would seem he was compensating just a tad.
Doesn’t mean he can’t notice.
Maybe he’s trying to play yenta.
And that’s why the Kosherbeefwarts School of Applied Kabbalah was founded the following year.
Ever wonder how many new Hogwarts students got head lice from the Sorting Hat?
“Professor Snape! My scalp’s itching so bad I may go mad!”
“*sigh* Parasiticus Repulso–there, how’s that?”
“Much better! Thanks ever so much.”
“Professor Snape! My scalp’s itching, too!”
“*anh* Parasiticus Repulso, on your way.”
“Thank you!”
“Professor Snape! My scalp–”
“You, I don’t like.”
“What?”
“I said, I don’t like you.”
“But, Professor, the itching–”
“Away with you.”
“But–”
“I. Said. Away. With. You.”
And so began Harvey’s first year at Hogwarts.
It went downhill from there.
These are both totally awesome, but for some reason the king-piece yelling at the ninja on the chessboard (what the H?) has had me in stitches for the last 15 minutes. Great stuff.
I never knew that the Sorting Hat was related to Eric Cartman.