I like how Satan has a “Guest” ID, suggesting it’s okay for him to visit Heaven. Also how God has an ID, as if anyone in Heaven would be stupid or officious enough to ask for it.
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According to Pascal’s Wager, God really is this gullible.
I’m still goin’ to Hell, though. They got all the best comedians.
I like how Satan has a “Guest” ID, suggesting it’s okay for him to visit Heaven. Also how God has an ID, as if anyone in Heaven would be stupid or officious enough to ask for it.
He snuck the “guest” ID out after that whole Job thing. Last time, he tried to use it to buy something at the snack stand.
God’s badge allows him to use any door into heaven. Satan has to go through the front door and speak with the receptionist.
I love the badge that just says “God,” but perhaps i only find this funny because i work in a building that requires us to wear the stupid things.