That’s funnier than you realize. Wichita, the largest city in Kansas, is the Air Capitol of the World. We design and build most of those planes here. Plus McConnel Air Force Base is one of the most important strategic bases in the country.
Newfoundland: We make Ireland look sober and prosperous
Prince Edward Island: Potatoes and tourists
Nova Scotia: Just like Scotland, but not
New Brunswick: The other one
Quebec: Canada’s Psychotic Ex-Girlfriend
Ontario: Wait, there are other provinces?
Manitoba: Not quite as dull as Saskatchewan
Saskatchewan: This space intentionally left blank
Alberta: Texas without the charm
British Columbia: All the majestic wonders of nature, except sunlight