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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Posted in 1 by cesco7 on September 17, 2009

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  1. Chris Willie Williams said, on September 17, 2009 at 11:03 am

    Please don’t get my hopes up by making me imagine the icebound demise of Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe…

  2. rainbird said, on September 17, 2009 at 11:36 am

    I have always thought the state motto for California was “Welcome to California, now go home.” Lately, though, I think it is more like “Welcome to California, please spend money and get us out of bankruptcy, then go home.”

    And I agree with the other commenters. We need you to do the provinces and rest of the states.

  3. BJ Gumby said, on September 17, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    Here’s someone else’s list:

    http://www-users.cs.umn.edu/~cosley/humorlist/mail0124.html

  4. Jim said, on September 17, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    Didn’t really like the Georgia one. The whole “Southerners are racist” trope is outdated and offensive. The majority of southerners are not hostile bigots.

    • Adam said, on September 22, 2009 at 6:17 pm

      And yet, still funny.

  5. Jim said, on September 17, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Oh, more mottos:

    Hawaii: Anyone caught saying “Book ‘em, Danno” will be thrown to the sharks.

    Maryland: Sorry about the corruption. It drifts in from D.C.

    Iowa: Hey, Norman Borlaug was born here. That’s something, right?

  6. p said, on September 17, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    off-topic, for ces:

    http://comicbooth.com/blogengine.net/post/Father-Scott.aspx

  7. andy said, on September 17, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Perhaps the Georgia one should be changed to “You better not be gay, son.” (And gay and tan – ooh, that’s just asking to be arrested.)

  8. Jim said, on September 17, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    Andy: Actually, “You better not be gay, son” is one of Iran’s national mottoes (Oh snap!)

  9. turquoise cow said, on September 17, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    the maine one represents the #1 reason why i have absolutely no plans to ever visit there unless i absolutely have to. cold weather: ick.

  10. Pirk said, on September 17, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    I like that the whole state of Arkansas works at fast food

  11. kaerllan said, on September 18, 2009 at 8:01 am

    The Indiana one is spot on. The actual motto is “Crossroads of America.” You know, as in “This is what you drive through to get wherever it is you’re ACTUALLY going.”

  12. JustAGuyGuy said, on September 18, 2009 at 8:47 am

    Okay, the Arkansas one was much…much better than my suggestion XD

  13. Braced Rhombus said, on September 18, 2009 at 9:16 am

    @Turquoise cow, the reports of cold weather in Maine are greatly exaggerated – it only went to -20° F twice last winter, and then only for a week at a time.

  14. mJohnHurt said, on September 18, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    I was sort of expecting to be mildly offended at the Indiana one. but, meh… pretty close really. In fact, this comment may prove it…

  15. RT (Panzer Time!) said, on September 18, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    @Jim

    Oh, yes we are all racist bigots.

  16. Woodrowfan said, on September 19, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    New Jersey: We don’t want nobody nobody sent

  17. Woodrowfan said, on September 19, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Georgia: Coloreds Welcome!


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