I can’t decide whether Morty and Saul ended up in a relationship or not. I mean, does the “only two” *neccesarily* imply that? I’m guessing that the past tense means they did. Frankly, neither looks remotely gay or into the other, but, hey, mazel tov, kids!
There are enough Jews in Calgary that you can buy Chanukah candles at the Safeway, but not so many that you can get a decent loaf of challah without making it yourself.
And in my experience, if you want to meet Jews, you just go to the University of Toronto, the only school I’ve ever heard of where you go to school on Remembrance Day, but there are no evening classes during Passover.
british columbia is more like the kid you used to be friends with in high school who’s one year older and dicovered pot in university, who still comes to your parties once in awhile and won’t stop fucking talking about how everything is better in university. when you’re high.
The national motto uniting all of us Canadians is – “It’s cold, eh?”
There’s an online petition with 225 signatures begging Rush to come to Newfoundland on their next tour. If the signers’ comments are any indication, it’s been at least 20 years since they were there last. Time to move on?
There’s someone else I’d rather you not mention: Lynn Johnston and her anhedonic alter ego Elly “Flapandhonk” Patterson. As a Canadian, I’d like to apologize for “I HAVE NO HOOOOOOOOOME!!!”, “Where is he when you need him” and CHOMP-CHEW-GLUT-MASTICATE-EAT!