Ha! I for one have had it up to HERE with people complaining about complaining, that’s JUST the comment I would expect from a whining atheist-commie-bed-wetter who probably doesn’t believe in Glen Beck either. Somebody get a rope.
You are my hero! If I were into having kids, I’d offer to have one of yours. I was going to say “I love you” but that would cross over into creepy web-stalker land, and well, I’m sure you’re getting enough threats from the right-wing American Taliban whackjobs with no f—ing sense of humor to enjoy anything along the lines of stalking, even if it’s a cute geeky girl with big hooters doing it.
I’d like to register a complaint about those who complain about complaining! They’re unAmerican socialist commie tofu snorting gay marrying Hitlers who want to raise our taxes!
If I forgot something, please let me know. And keep in mind, by correcting me, you’re a PC loving pinko. Thank you.
Ces, again, I’d like to recommend that you watch the South Park episode “Dances with Smurfs” to see how to properly lambast Glenn Beck.
And again, I’m not a right-wing apologist. I think Beck is a total whackjob, but so is Michael Moore, and so it Rush Limbaugh, so is Keith Olbermann; so are all the talking-heads on the left and right. The crazy on one side doesn’t excuse the crazy on the other side.
That panel of the rope was recycled from the comic on Thursday! It’s a clear case of cut & paste! So what we really see is that unnamed Funky character dying AGAIN!
… uh, waitaminute… that’s actually… brilliant! It means… you killed a Funky character TWICE! Like, the kind of wrath only God could visit on someone! Wow!
So I guess my only complaint is, why the hell isn’t Cathy from “Cathy” the character being killed?! Old ACK-face deserves to buy it once, twice, and a dozen times more! To make up for this oversight, I am imagining she was dressed up as a Funky character for Hallowe’en, and was still wearing the costume in both panels where she hung herself… dying TWICE!
Crunchy Frog said, on November 12, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Have you always had your brother make excuses for you? Poor Marcello… what a thankless job.
By the by, I’d like to see a whole lot more liberal-biased, simplistic satire, please.
It doesn’t have to be ham-fisted, though. Some of us are vegetarians, y’know.
That was 18 kinds of awesome, all of which are awesome.
seriously, i hope that you either pay your brother a lot of money or maybe give him a lot of candy or something in order to get him to be your spokesperson. ‘cuz that right there is a thankless job. listening to all the complaints and apologizing for all the things that the person is complaining about even though none of it was his fault!
I’m surprised the death of FW wasn’t caused by the word balloons that seem to be pushing Ces down.
I’m going to complain that there’s a lack of kittens. Because I have never seen Chinatown which makes the Charlie Brown reference go over my head, so if it’s not funny to me than it shouldn’t be drawn and there should be kittens instead.
This is made of WIN! Except how did you convince Ed Begley, Jr. to portray you?
Dear sir, I would like to complain about people complaining.
Ha! I for one have had it up to HERE with people complaining about complaining, that’s JUST the comment I would expect from a whining atheist-commie-bed-wetter who probably doesn’t believe in Glen Beck either. Somebody get a rope.
Poor Marcello!! He’s with God, sorry, OGD now. I will say a few words in remembrance over 2 six packs with the shades drawn.
Don’t worry, Ray. Ces will be fine. He died in a comic, and characters in comics never stay dead.
…Except in Funky Winkerbean and Family Circus, where they are forced to work from beyond the grave as ghosts.
…I mean, to play Marcello.
You are my hero!
If I were into having kids, I’d offer to have one of yours. I was going to say “I love you” but that would cross over into creepy web-stalker land, and well, I’m sure you’re getting enough threats from the right-wing American Taliban whackjobs with no f—ing sense of humor to enjoy anything along the lines of stalking, even if it’s a cute geeky girl with big hooters doing it.
PS: my boyfriend endorses this message.
PPS: secretly, I suspect he’d like to watch.
I’d like to register a complaint about those who complain about complaining! They’re unAmerican socialist commie tofu snorting gay marrying Hitlers who want to raise our taxes!
If I forgot something, please let me know. And keep in mind, by correcting me, you’re a PC loving pinko. Thank you.
(Awesome, Ces.)
Ces, again, I’d like to recommend that you watch the South Park episode “Dances with Smurfs” to see how to properly lambast Glenn Beck.
And again, I’m not a right-wing apologist. I think Beck is a total whackjob, but so is Michael Moore, and so it Rush Limbaugh, so is Keith Olbermann; so are all the talking-heads on the left and right. The crazy on one side doesn’t excuse the crazy on the other side.
Gotta agree with you there… it was a slow starter, but that was a funny episode.
I am SO calling “Bobby In The Shower” on you!
That panel of the rope was recycled from the comic on Thursday! It’s a clear case of cut & paste! So what we really see is that unnamed Funky character dying AGAIN!
… uh, waitaminute… that’s actually… brilliant! It means… you killed a Funky character TWICE! Like, the kind of wrath only God could visit on someone! Wow!
So I guess my only complaint is, why the hell isn’t Cathy from “Cathy” the character being killed?! Old ACK-face deserves to buy it once, twice, and a dozen times more! To make up for this oversight, I am imagining she was dressed up as a Funky character for Hallowe’en, and was still wearing the costume in both panels where she hung herself… dying TWICE!
Ah, that’s better…
In some panels you have glasses but in others you do not. This frightens and confuses me.
I was just going to mention that. I think Cartoon-Marcello might have OCD.
Have you always had your brother make excuses for you? Poor Marcello… what a thankless job.
By the by, I’d like to see a whole lot more liberal-biased, simplistic satire, please.
It doesn’t have to be ham-fisted, though. Some of us are vegetarians, y’know.
That was 18 kinds of awesome, all of which are awesome.
seriously, i hope that you either pay your brother a lot of money or maybe give him a lot of candy or something in order to get him to be your spokesperson. ‘cuz that right there is a thankless job. listening to all the complaints and apologizing for all the things that the person is complaining about even though none of it was his fault!
It’s nice to have things clarified! Though, on reflection, it is quite in the spirit of FW to not actually explain what’s going on.
I hope this teaches you a lesson, Ces.
And whatever that lesson is…it leads to more of this.
I really enjoyed this one.
I’m surprised the death of FW wasn’t caused by the word balloons that seem to be pushing Ces down.
I’m going to complain that there’s a lack of kittens. Because I have never seen Chinatown which makes the Charlie Brown reference go over my head, so if it’s not funny to me than it shouldn’t be drawn and there should be kittens instead.
GOLD, Jerry, GOLD!
Yay! I’m famous!
But I wish I could be as funny as you.
I’d like to register a complaint about those who complain about those people who are complaining!
*comments section implodes due to multiple complaints*
People didn’t like the rope strip? That one was great!