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This is true. But it is also true that, without a pulse, vampires wouldn’t have blood flow, and thus there’s no reason they should be able to get it up in the first place.
I guess it doesn’t qualify as a romance per se, but the movie Dead Girl did come out not that long ago.
Congratulations, this is funny because of the fact that it’s just so very wrong.
Don’t be silly – Moromon zombies aren’t allowed to have sex until after marriage.
I bet he bites too hard, too.
Mollyscribbles: Rigor mortis.
Yellow Menace: Fine, but then there would be social awkwardness if they could never get it down.
Though Fido has to be the most disturbing zombie romance ever; it combined necrophelia, bestiality, and adultery.
Can animals even commit adultery?
Well, pseudo-bestiality. The zombies were basically treated as pets — the woman’s son named him ‘Fido’ and played fetch with him and stuff — and she cheated on her husband with the zombie.
Mollyscribbles: in Vampire: The Masquerade, vampires can control their blood supply to some extent to help fuel their various vampire superpowers. The rulebook explicitly states that vampires can spend a Blood Point in order to get and maintain a workable boner.
If you need me, I’ll be drinking so as to kill the brain cells that store that information.
I was wondering why you knew that…and WHO in your party CARED enough to want to know that?! XD
There isn’t a movie *yet.* “I Kissed A Zombie And I Liked It” could conceivably get the big screen treatment at some point.
Nonsense! Haven’t you seen Dellamorte Dellamore, aka Cemetery Man?
[Francesco finds a zombie biker snacking on his living girlfriend. He pulls out his gun]
Girl: No, please don’t! He’s only eating me!
Francesco Dellamorte: Move aside.
Girl: Mind your business! I shall be eaten by whoever I please!
Francesco Dellamorte: This is my business. They pay me for it.
[Shoots the zombie]
So beautiful and tragic! So romantic!
…but I guess you did say teen romance. So maybe this doesn’t qualify…
Meh, what do I know about teens.
*Snerk*
Actually, there was some black comedy called “My Boyfriend’s Back” that came out in 1993. It was kind of a B-movie, and didn’t do too terribly well at the box office. I didn’t see it.
I thought my boyfriends back was pretty funny. could have sworn there were two movies like that though. don’t remember the other one though.