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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Posted in 1 by cesco7 on November 18, 2009

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  1. Mollyscribbles said, on November 18, 2009 at 10:56 am

    This is true. But it is also true that, without a pulse, vampires wouldn’t have blood flow, and thus there’s no reason they should be able to get it up in the first place.

  2. Colinski said, on November 18, 2009 at 11:59 am

    I guess it doesn’t qualify as a romance per se, but the movie Dead Girl did come out not that long ago.

  3. JustAGuyGuy said, on November 18, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Congratulations, this is funny because of the fact that it’s just so very wrong.

  4. TeenAgedWerewolf said, on November 18, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    Don’t be silly – Moromon zombies aren’t allowed to have sex until after marriage.

  5. The Yellow Menace said, on November 18, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    I bet he bites too hard, too.

    Mollyscribbles: Rigor mortis.

  6. Mollyscribbles said, on November 18, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    Yellow Menace: Fine, but then there would be social awkwardness if they could never get it down.

    Though Fido has to be the most disturbing zombie romance ever; it combined necrophelia, bestiality, and adultery.

  7. Naked Bunny with a Whip said, on November 18, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    Can animals even commit adultery?

  8. Mollyscribbles said, on November 18, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    Well, pseudo-bestiality. The zombies were basically treated as pets — the woman’s son named him ‘Fido’ and played fetch with him and stuff — and she cheated on her husband with the zombie.

  9. Noah Brand said, on November 19, 2009 at 3:04 am

    Mollyscribbles: in Vampire: The Masquerade, vampires can control their blood supply to some extent to help fuel their various vampire superpowers. The rulebook explicitly states that vampires can spend a Blood Point in order to get and maintain a workable boner.

    If you need me, I’ll be drinking so as to kill the brain cells that store that information.

    • Lindsey said, on December 9, 2009 at 7:30 am

      I was wondering why you knew that…and WHO in your party CARED enough to want to know that?! XD

  10. Johanna said, on November 19, 2009 at 11:04 am

    There isn’t a movie *yet.* “I Kissed A Zombie And I Liked It” could conceivably get the big screen treatment at some point.

  11. Crunchy Frog said, on November 19, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Nonsense! Haven’t you seen Dellamorte Dellamore, aka Cemetery Man?

    [Francesco finds a zombie biker snacking on his living girlfriend. He pulls out his gun]
    Girl: No, please don’t! He’s only eating me!
    Francesco Dellamorte: Move aside.
    Girl: Mind your business! I shall be eaten by whoever I please!
    Francesco Dellamorte: This is my business. They pay me for it.
    [Shoots the zombie]

    So beautiful and tragic! So romantic!
    …but I guess you did say teen romance. So maybe this doesn’t qualify…
    Meh, what do I know about teens.

  12. Six_of_One said, on November 19, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    *Snerk*

  13. Dynamite XI said, on January 3, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    Actually, there was some black comedy called “My Boyfriend’s Back” that came out in 1993. It was kind of a B-movie, and didn’t do too terribly well at the box office. I didn’t see it.

  14. ljdarten said, on March 7, 2010 at 11:02 am

    I thought my boyfriends back was pretty funny. could have sworn there were two movies like that though. don’t remember the other one though.


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