One from the vaults: I wrote this… jeez, 25 years ago? Anyway, I tend to reprint it around the holidays, changing a word or two every few years. It’s a bit late, admittedly, but it’s a holiday favorite!
FREDDY THE SNOWMAN
Freddy the Snowman
With his scarf of red and green
Didn’t look to spry, but my oh my
What a stone-cold death machine!
Freddy the Snowman
Murdered everyone but me
With his eyes of coal and his evil soul
On his chilly killin’ spree.
There must have been a curse upon
That rusty kitchen knife:
When Suzy put it in his hand,
The snowman took her life!
(Ow!)
Freddy the Snowman
Was a child molester too,
And I heard him say, being hauled away,
“I’ll be back next year for you!”
(Hackity hack hack, hackity hack hack
Hacking hard and deep!
Stabbity stab stab, stabbity stab stab
Kills you in your sleep!)
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“The following footage is quite graphic”
Obviously not a Hanna-Barbera Production, then?
The original special was actually produced by Rankin-Bass.
So yeah, it was never Hanna-Barbera.
Thumpetty thump thump thumpety thump thump. Look at Frosty go. Thumpetty thump thump thumpety thump thump boom boom bang bang crash crunch thud thud splat.
Ah, now THAT’s Hanna-Barbera animation: sound effects, with all the action off-screen.
Mr. Barbera died a few years ago.
The funeral procession passed the same rocks and trees, over and over and over.
One from the vaults: I wrote this… jeez, 25 years ago? Anyway, I tend to reprint it around the holidays, changing a word or two every few years. It’s a bit late, admittedly, but it’s a holiday favorite!
FREDDY THE SNOWMAN
Freddy the Snowman
With his scarf of red and green
Didn’t look to spry, but my oh my
What a stone-cold death machine!
Freddy the Snowman
Murdered everyone but me
With his eyes of coal and his evil soul
On his chilly killin’ spree.
There must have been a curse upon
That rusty kitchen knife:
When Suzy put it in his hand,
The snowman took her life!
(Ow!)
Freddy the Snowman
Was a child molester too,
And I heard him say, being hauled away,
“I’ll be back next year for you!”
(Hackity hack hack, hackity hack hack
Hacking hard and deep!
Stabbity stab stab, stabbity stab stab
Kills you in your sleep!)
Sorry this is so late.
From 1992 it’s the original South Park animation:
Jesus vs Frosty
When they put the hat on Frosty he kills Kenny.
Except “Kenny” is Cartman. Forgot that part.