I always wondered whether that one kid asking for his two front teeth led to a War of the Supernatural Home Invaders between Santa and the tooth fairy.
“Here’s the deal, twinkle toes. You give back the kid’s teeth, or you swallow your own.”
“SSSTAY OUT OF THISSSSS, KRINGLE.”
Here I’m picturing Santa being played by Bruce Willis, and the tooth fairy being played by… a snake, I guess?
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That’s what Daltrey & Townsend want?
That last thing sounds like some kind of sex toy.
things former contestants from the $200k pyramid have babbled as they stepped into the light?
I always wondered whether that one kid asking for his two front teeth led to a War of the Supernatural Home Invaders between Santa and the tooth fairy.
“Here’s the deal, twinkle toes. You give back the kid’s teeth, or you swallow your own.”
“SSSTAY OUT OF THISSSSS, KRINGLE.”
Here I’m picturing Santa being played by Bruce Willis, and the tooth fairy being played by… a snake, I guess?