In what world is adding a mustache “manning someone up”? Unless we’re looking for mere proof that the individual is not a eunuch, it seems like an odd proposal. It hasn’t been useful as indicator since, well, ever.
Give him a rusty car in the front yard and passion for Nascar that borders on the homoerotic, and you’re all set.
The key is “borders on” higher-ups! Take it from me, I’m queer and we know these things.
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He’s all talk.
I, for one, would love a peek at one of Ted’s therapy sessions.
TED!!!
In what world is adding a mustache “manning someone up”? Unless we’re looking for mere proof that the individual is not a eunuch, it seems like an odd proposal. It hasn’t been useful as indicator since, well, ever.
Give him a rusty car in the front yard and passion for Nascar that borders on the homoerotic, and you’re all set.
The key is “borders on” higher-ups! Take it from me, I’m queer and we know these things.
yeah, i don’t think a mustache would help him much…
maybe he could take up…um…I don’t know. I’m not really an expert on the masculine way of life. but a mustache seems like it would not work.
I suppose growing a ‘stache would prove he’s not actually a cross-dresser.
I love Ted and his feminine hand gestures just the way they are.
Yes, a moustache is an infallible indicator of masculinity.
By God, a masculine signifier that’s good enough for Salvador Dali and Freddy Mercury is good enough for me!
God decided to “man up” my grandma by putting a moustache on her when she started getting older.
Simple. Fire Craig Macintosh, hire Jim Lee.