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Why is the guy in the third panel talking like Borat?
Haha! Fixed the error. Thanks for the heads-up.
But what of honesty, Ces?
No, no. These are things that need to be said on the first date; it will spare your date several horrible, horrible later dates that way.
Not nearly so bad as those robot pickup lines, e.g. about rearranging the alphabet to put “U” and “My Genitalia” together. More please!!
Better to hear on the first date than the wedding night….
Bill Kristol just had a mild heart attack from reading this. *karma, please don’t let Bill actually have had a heart attack*
“So the sores went away with prayer. I’m good to go!”
“Don’t you think that quoting funny lines from movies is hilarious?”
“Can you spot me for dinner? Rough night at the dog track.”
“The nice thing about strong body odor is that you stop noticing after a while.”
“Boy, I can’t wait to write about this date on my blog!”
“Now some people say it’s rude to clip your toenails in public, but I say, as long as you do it over the table, like so…”
“…Then the talent agent says, ‘What do you call this act?’ And the father says, ‘The Aristocrats!’”
“Waitress, more breadsticks! I must finish building my fort.”
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