Dude, this is SO helpful. I’m now going to practice hiding in my laundry basket and work on my snappy comebacks while putting off digging my car out of the parking lot without a shovel.
I have a question: If you’ve been working on snappy comebacks for a week and you just now come up with the “four burners” line, is that a sign of progress or not?
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Hey, if I *had* a Hot Wheels Auto Mechanic Playset, I wouldn’t be going crazy right now.
Rats.
Excuse me, I need to go work on my snappy comebacks.
Hee hee hee.
Cabin fever much?
Thanks for making my weekend!
Dude, this is SO helpful. I’m now going to practice hiding in my laundry basket and work on my snappy comebacks while putting off digging my car out of the parking lot without a shovel.
You generally discover your dad’s terrible secret of Crohn’s Disease after an emergency hospitalization at SIXTEEN. On average.
Man, that was fucking hilarious.
You left out “masturbation”.
Well, yeah, but that’s implied.
Burgeoning insanity! I very nearly fell off my chair laughing at the laundry basket. Heeeeee!!!!
This is awesome. I love how being snowbound leads to people saying “hee hee hee” a lot.
I have a question: If you’ve been working on snappy comebacks for a week and you just now come up with the “four burners” line, is that a sign of progress or not?