Oh dear god I only read the text of the wikipedia article and my face looks like that pretty much dear god I pity the poor people who financed the movie without being told what it would involve.
You know, SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER I had assumed that the unlucky trio would bravely fend off the mad doctor and foil his evil plans, but the trailer makes it plain that no, we go from zero to projectile vomiting in 90 minutes. Yay.
Apparently he plans on making another movie that will make this look like a happy picnic attended by cartoon animals. Or so he says.
Yeah, CNN Online ran an article on that movie, and I felt so sick just reading the watered down description of it. I’ll stick with cool indie Asian and European cinema thank you very much. Although I will say, I’m sure Japan has made even more disgusting horror movies. “Audition”. *Shudder*
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Thanks for making me look up Human Centipede.
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Geezus, that was disturbing. Glad I didn’t see the trailer. Some people should NOT be allowed to make movies.
Seconding Hysterical Woman. Insert some “AUGH AUGH AUGH CAN I SCRUB THAT FROM MY MIND NOW”s here, because I am a wuss.
Always glad to see TODD and Son, though.
Lovely. I’d just finally managed to forget it. And I pity anyone who watches that trailer. Truly disturbing.
Oh, God, me too… And now I’ve got to try and scrub the knowledge from my brain all. over. again.
At least I’m not the only one haunted by the knowledge any more.
One can say, “oh, it’s only a movie,” but the fact is that the actors still had to assume that position.
Oh dear god I only read the text of the wikipedia article and my face looks like that pretty much dear god I pity the poor people who financed the movie without being told what it would involve.
*attempts to scrub brain clean*
You know, SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER I had assumed that the unlucky trio would bravely fend off the mad doctor and foil his evil plans, but the trailer makes it plain that no, we go from zero to projectile vomiting in 90 minutes. Yay.
Apparently he plans on making another movie that will make this look like a happy picnic attended by cartoon animals. Or so he says.
When I see references to hysterical blindness or brain bleach, I find that my curiosity is entirely willing to go take a nap.
I’m sorry you felt it necessary to give that piece of torture porn any publicity.
“Human Centipede” is subtitled “(First Sequence)”. It’s part one in a series, possibly even a franchise. Meanwhile, children are dying.
i’ll be using that second sentence after everything i say from now on. meanwhile, children are dying.
Yeah, CNN Online ran an article on that movie, and I felt so sick just reading the watered down description of it. I’ll stick with cool indie Asian and European cinema thank you very much. Although I will say, I’m sure Japan has made even more disgusting horror movies. “Audition”. *Shudder*
Not looking up “Audition”… not looking up “Audition”… not looking up “Audition”.
Proposed tagline: “This wasn’t the hookup they were looking for.”
After four days, curiosity got the better of me.
One online movie review later: Pass the Neuralyzer, please. Quickly.
I can only assume that “Human Centipede (Full Sequence)” will add in the missing twenty-two segments.
Curiousity is bad… really bad… ToT… GOD!! Please…
Somebody! Make me amnesia…
~ That’s from just reading the review in wikipedia…~
still waiting for the trailer loading…