Now, if Santa just goes on the same muscle-building regimen that Ryan Reynolds used to get temporarily ultrabuff for Blade: Trinity, he might have a chance with Trish the Dish…
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Wow, Christmas does come early!
Tricia Christ?
Now, if Santa just goes on the same muscle-building regimen that Ryan Reynolds used to get temporarily ultrabuff for Blade: Trinity, he might have a chance with Trish the Dish…
Damn that Ryan! No, literally, just go ahead and damn him.
Uhhh, Monday’s the 27th.