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Man, is this trying to promote cardio or satirize war? I could see this working either way if you happen to own a passport and a gun.
This is literally all about the comment you got on the last one, isn’t it? I mean, I could provoke you into doing something with an Irishman violating a Doberman Pinscher if I convinced you it would be contrary to my political views, couldn’t I?
Excellent work, though.
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Is it a large sandwich, or is it some cheap ass small sandwich without pickles?
might want to add another punch. i’m pretty sure the Korean war *technically* isn’t over…
Young people think this kind of thing is funny nowadays, but I fought in Vietnam and saw children die for free sandwiches. Just saying.
There should actually be a fourth punch on that card: we’ve been doing airstrikes on Somalia since the late years of the Bush administration. That might be over though, it doesn’t get much press.
You forgot the best part of the deal: the Nobel Peace Prize!
Hey! Colbert did a version of this joke on his show last night! Only it was a punch card for a free shwarma. Close enough!
So how does it feel to learn that Obama is no different from Bush?
Is this deal for us vegetarians too?
‘Cause I could go for another war if it involves a free sammich.
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