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Why Cats Are Not Doctors

Posted in Uncategorized by cesco7 on March 29, 2011










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  1. Ronit said, on March 29, 2011 at 3:55 pm

    This was most amusing.

    • Ken said, on April 4, 2011 at 10:22 am

      Amusing? I bet you didn’t even laugh, poor guy.

    • Kailey said, on April 6, 2011 at 6:45 pm

      i agree it wasn’t very funny i only like two of them

  2. night tech said, on March 29, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    too funny…..too true!

  3. edgeways said, on March 29, 2011 at 6:34 pm

    it’s too late to cash in on the 30 million Cheezburger deal

  4. Meekrat said, on March 29, 2011 at 6:46 pm

    The one with the white cat running… that just cracked me up. People looked at me and wondered what was wrong with me.

    • Caitlin Mac said, on August 13, 2011 at 8:20 pm

      Me, too! Laugh-out-loud amazing… and weird!

  5. Katherine said, on March 29, 2011 at 6:54 pm

    First and last ones are the best! At least cats don’t eat poop out of the box before licking instruments. But you forgot to mention their uncanny sense of where the sutures are . . . and where they just have to knead you.

  6. Gen said, on March 29, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    I just realized the whole cast of Scrubs could have been replaced by cats.

  7. monicastangledweb said, on March 29, 2011 at 11:27 pm

    I never laughed so hard. Too, too funny. Once again your creative juices are flowing and in over drive! Can’t wait to share on Facebook. Thx!

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  9. Tim said, on March 30, 2011 at 6:36 am

    These are also the episode summaries for Season 8 of House.

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  11. Chris said, on March 30, 2011 at 10:58 am

    Why dogs are not doctors: they’re a bunch of dumbasses.

    • Savvy Veteran said, on March 31, 2011 at 9:36 pm

      Hey! My little mutt is BRILLIANT!

      …And, er, deathly scared of the wind, rain, fire, gum, and playing cards. But she’s brilliant in other ways!

    • Zois said, on April 11, 2011 at 12:43 pm

      My dogs are much smarter than my cats…

  12. Katie said, on March 30, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    Most of these are reasons I’m not a doctor either.

  13. Warren said, on March 30, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    Funny. Today (3/30) is national doctors’ day, in the US.

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  15. heathclk said, on March 30, 2011 at 9:45 pm

    ha ha nice!

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  17. piraro said, on March 31, 2011 at 9:31 am

    Spending an average of 3 waking hours each day, it takes them 24 years to get through med school.

  18. piraro said, on March 31, 2011 at 9:41 am

    By the way, this is one of your best series yet. Nobody riffs on a topic like you.

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  20. pccmdoc said, on March 31, 2011 at 11:38 pm

    As a doc, the line about raising hackles at interns makes cats highly qualified to be docs.

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  23. Crystal Jigsaw said, on April 4, 2011 at 9:37 am

    Oh I love these. Our cat is so laid back and would never make a doctor!

    CJ xx

  24. andeewr@san.rr.com said, on April 4, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    Too funny! Great pictures, too!

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  27. Leah said, on April 5, 2011 at 1:04 am

    This is hysterical. And as a (sometimes) proud new owner of two cats, I can so relate. Thanks for the laugh.

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  31. WF said, on April 5, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    Someone stole the first image and put it up on I Can Has Cheezburgers.

    I say ‘stole’, because Cesco wasn’t given credit. (“LoL by: Unknown”)

  32. WF said, on April 5, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    My mistake: the 2nd image was the stolen one, not the first.

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  35. Nikita Cat said, on April 6, 2011 at 10:13 pm

    Iin the past I’ve made clear my distaste for the Burger site, and similar places, and why, but this series smells of Truth Telling, and not made up words that Humans put in the mouths of Cats for their own amusement.

    It is a much needed effort to educate Humans so they will not be tempted to employ us at something we would not be well suited at, and is therefore a great Public Service.

  36. This made me laugh, but then I’m a Vet Tech and know good inside jokes when I see them!

  37. barbr7 said, on April 8, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    This made me laugh out loud. I love your captions – paired with the perfect photo! Thank you.

  38. Bernice T Tracy said, on April 8, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    This is truly funny. Hey maybe some doctors should see this.

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  40. Ruth said, on April 14, 2011 at 9:35 am

    I love all animals but there is something about a cat that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.They can walk into a wall, stop to lick their selves and give the look “I ment to do that!”

  41. Gloria T said, on April 14, 2011 at 11:54 am

    Cute cats.

  42. ZeCatPainter said, on April 14, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    Lolz!

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    You would be suprised! Doctor Cat is actually a fantastic doctor! http://doctorcatmd.com/

  46. someone said, on April 16, 2011 at 10:37 am

    my cat does respond to his name…

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  49. Ariel said, on May 7, 2011 at 8:59 am

    Dr Cat is a doctor! :O

  50. wow My cat

    thank

  51. Rodderich said, on July 15, 2011 at 12:34 am

    Obviously you have not read Doctor Cat, the comic about a cat who is also a doctor!

    http://doctorcatmd.com/2011-01-10/doctor-cat

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  53. Long Island Doctors said, on February 29, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    It is so funny. Thanks.

  54. Barb said, on August 6, 2013 at 1:44 pm

    I have this page bookmarked. Never fails to make me laugh no matter how many times I’ve viewed it or how back the day.

    • Barb said, on August 6, 2013 at 1:48 pm

      My cat typed that. Refuses to learn how to spell. At least “he didn’t type the letter ‘e’ 6,000 times on the screen.” ~ cesco7 (Francesco Marciuliano)

  55. smallivy said, on December 31, 2013 at 5:05 pm

    This gave me a laugh!!!

  56. smallivy said, on December 31, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    Reblogged this on Cats Rock and commented:
    I found this funny.

  57. Mrs. Kate said, on February 1, 2014 at 12:38 am

    Very funny images of cat i like it very good thoughts you wrote about cats.


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