Medium Large Comic: Thursday, April 28, 2011
So which fictional British character do you think should have been invited to the Royal Wedding?
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The Doctor is a given, right? He might be there more than once.
Cracked me up. All that’s missing is, “Let us in, or you will be exterminated.”
Well, The Doctor is a British fictional character not a fictional British character.
James Bond doesn’t need to be invited. He’ll just be there.
Sherlock Holmes seems like an obvious invite.
If John Constantine wanted to go, he’d be there. Especially after exorcising that demon from the father of the groom in the early ’90s.
Go read the Garth Ennis run of “Hellblazer.” It’ll clean the memories of Keanu Reeves as an LA-based Constantine right out.
It’s funny that you mentioned Constantine; that’s because the main DC universe has become so messed up, he’s commuting from the Vertigo universe to fix things. Y’see, Swamp Thing is racing around acting the way Ted Turner did in that sketch on Robot Chicken (“Protect the environment or I’ll ****ing kill you!!”) and he’s about the only one that can tell him to cool it.
Continuing with the Doctor Who theme, I would like to see what Leela would make of all this pageantry and fuss with, you know, clothes and things.