What Sally Should Have Said in Today’s “Sally Forth”
As some of you might know, Jackie happily announced her engagement in today’s Sally Forth comic, only to be met by a muted response from her sister…

Which leads to today’s question–”How do you think Sally should have responded?” Should she have faked happiness for the couple? Should she have quietly walked away and taken out her rage on a nearby lamp, window or load-bearing wall? Or should she have just said one of the following…









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In the words of Darth Vader: “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
They’re all good, of course, but the one that compares Ralph to Smeagol is the funniest…..owing to her likening Ted to Gollum just a few weeks ago.
I like the mood ring and comic aging ones best.
Who is that creepy old man in the background, and why isn’t the lesbian’s fiancee in frame?
I’m liking the dark side one.
Too bad Sally’s so obviously looking at the ring and not at Ralph. Then, she could have a thought balloon filled with increasingly scratchy repetitions of “BurstintoflamesBurstintoflamesBURSTINTOFLAMES!!”