Kids’ Responses to Classic Halloween Candy
Charms Sour Ball: “I feel like I just mugged an old lady’s candy dish.”
Bit O’ Honey: “Oh dear lord, that shortcut through my neighbor’s hedges must have ben a time tunnel because apparently it’s 1974.”
Chiclets: “Have I wronged you in some way? Seriously, did I cause grievous harm to someone you love? Because I’m staring at this in my hand right now and all I can imagine going through your head right now is ‘Revenge.’”
Good ‘n Plenty: “Oh look! It’s the candy that looks like prescription medicine but tastes like…prescription medicine.”
Pixy Stix: “Do you have like a small mirror I can use to inhale this candy?”
Candy Corn: “I’m…I’m going to bed.”
What was your worst and/or favorite Halloween candy?