The Seven Steps to a Happy and Mentally Healthy Thanksgiving with Family

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Personally, I prefer brandy…
Person, I prefer head trauma, to a whole damn bottle anyways.
Good tip. I may have to try this…
=v= I presume the molotov cocktail was made with the Ketel One bottle? Reduce, reuse, recycle!
I think I’d prefer a holding pen to my family. Just sayin’.
Step1: If you find the people at the table irritating, ignore them.
Step2: Enjoy your meal.
Step3: Get seconds if you want.
Step4: After finishing, walk away from the table.
Step5: Stay home on Black Friday and avoid the capitalist mob.
Step6: Do your shopping the following Wednesday.
Deliberately submitting yourself to psychological trauma is one thing I will never understand or sympathize with.
Putting a cork in a wound to stop the bleeding prevents it from healing.
@ red4 – you are taking this comic WAY too seriously/literally.