True, the official Sally Forth Font can convey what Ted Forth is saying. But only through the typeface Zapf Dingbats can we fully experienece not only what he is thinking but how he is thinking, capturing both Ted’s perception of himself and the world around him in the most raw, pure, faithful manner possible–with a lot of tiny stars, little black boxes and the occasional adorable pencil glyph.
I also like how no matter what the language, Sally understands him completely.
It’s a shame you never get a second chance at a first impression. Especially since it takes most people five or six times to realize what not to say on a first date. So to help here are a few topics to avoid mentioning in the hopes your evening goes without a hitch, an annoyed expression or a prolonged yawn from the other person.
To see the myriad of possible discussion topics you must never, ever say, please go to Smosh. Thanks!
Breaking up with someone is like trying to diffuse a bomb. With your teeth. It requires a lot of careful finesse only for it to blow up in your face anyway. Of course, you can always make the explosive fallout that much worse by trying to breakup with one of the following tactics…
Looking to end love in all the wrong places? Then please see the full article at Smosh. Thanks!
Why settle for just an ordinary car when with a little wishing and a massive restructuring of the automotive industry you could have one of these?
To see which video game vehicle could be the dream car you never drive because gas will soon be $5 a gallon please go to Smosh. Thanks!