Unpublished Coffee Table Books: The Unpublished Fifth Edition

When I first got a camera no matter what I pointed it at the only thing I could take pictures of was the future. Specifically, my future in which a 78-year-old version of me ran screaming down the streets of Boca, naked except for what appeared to be a makeshift peacock tail. Then I learned other people were having the same problems. Soon it became apparent that these “future shots” were part of Kodak’s last-ditch effort to remain if not relevant then at least frighteningly compelling in the photography market. Alas, the company filed for bankruptcy, the cameras were seized by creditors and I went back to taking the present-day photos that made up the first unpublished coffee table book collection, followed by a second, a third, a fourth and now this, proving once more that corporate intrigue and dark magic can only prevent someone from making an ass out of himself for so long.

My Pet Poetry from Chronicle Books! (Click on images for more information)

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