“I Could Pee on This” Is #8 on The New York Times Best Sellers List

In other words, I think I will order that remarkably overpriced fresh-squeezed orange juice for brunch today.
Now, the thing with The New York Times Best Sellers List is their peculiar take on time flow. If you look at their “Book Review” section today, I Could Pee on This is at #10. But the same weekend they print the September 23rd list in the papers they also post the Sepetember 30th list online, hence letting you experience the present and future concurrently. Or to put it another way, if we were talking about a sports almanac and I were Biff Tannen, Hill Valley would be a very different place come 2015. (By which I don’t mean a chaotic dystopia but rather one featuring more Legolands.)
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Boy. of all the books there, I’d get yours first and then maybe Tim Gunn’s second.
Make it work, Ces!
Nice to see you succeed.
Does this mean Medium Large might end up collected, Mr. Big Shot Best-Selling Author Man?
I think it’s interesting that every other book on the hardcover list is about physical or spiritual self-improvement, and yours is about cat poetry. In other words, yours is the only book there that someone would look forward to reading.
Dammit, I’m gonna have to break down and buy this thing, aren’t I?