6 Banned (or Controversial) Candies
As Halloween fast approaches, one’s thoughts turn to candy…and the hope that not every house will cheap out by giving mini-boxes of Chiclets. Which makes this the perfect time to look back on the candies you probably won’t get this year, either because they were banned, resemble rotting carcasses, or could destroy your life.
For all the troubling treats please go to Smosh. Thanks!


























Maoams are quite nice. We’ve trained ourselves to just not look at the packaging.
You wrote “women” in place of “woman” in the Kinder Surprise paragraph. You ought to be lynched.