And Linus and Lucy aren’t even old enough to have “Lord of the Flies” assigned at school.
Ces, my BFF called yesterday and said she’d come across a review of a book I might be interested in. “It’s called I Could Piss…”
Me: “I Could Pee on This, and other poems by cats. I read his blog. I was one of the people encouraging him to do a book. He does a lot of cat stuff.”
BFF: “He also writes…”
Me: “Sally Forth. And Medium Large. And funny stories about his parents. Like, his mom telling everyone he has a best-selling book, but then she has to say the title. Oh, his next book is poems by dogs.”
BFF: Huh, okay.
(She has 5 cats, I have 2, we are too well-acquainted with the titular subject)