In time for ComicCon! (Where I am going to see friends and Imperial Stormtroopers alike) And sure, this entire list could be about bronies, furries, and tentacle porn. But I decided to show only the cons that make you nervous about mankind, not outright fear it. So here are six fan conventions you can get your badges for right now! (Unless they have been cancelled by the time you reach the end of this paragraph.)
Tired of 2014 already? Of course not. It’s summer and who wants that to end? But if you want an inexpensive form of time travel then see what next year has in store with the new I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats 2015 Wall Calendar and I Could Chew on This and Other Poems by Cats 2015 Wall Calendar! Featuring new poems, new pet photos, and those twelve crazy months you’ve gotten to know all these years, these calendars are perfect for the home, office, and even your car…unless you hang it from the rearview mirror, which is really the only place you could put it, so best to focus on home and office instead.
Now you can win one of three copies of I Knead My Mommy and Other Poems by Kittens from the great site of cats and kittens alike, Cat Wisdom 101!
To enter just leave a comment before 11:59 ET, Aug. 3, 2014 right here! For extra chances to win, social media share and tell them in a separate comment where you shared. Good luck!