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You should also do one on Dairy Evolution:
1 Billion years of chance to get a cow + 1 Billion years of someone that can do something with Milk (let alone know what milking is) = Cheese!!!!
Clearly, cheese is evidence of Intelligent Design! Except Limburger, which is proof of the existence of evil.
Tim, you’re right, how could anybody possibly work out how to make cheese from milk? Or even how to milk a cow? God must have told them what to do.
Thor, specifically, he was always the cheesiest deity.
I just feel bad for all those starving prehistoric milk farmers who saw those dangling utters on the Cowadon and thought to themselves, I bet there’s something in there of value. Only to painfully rebuffed by the herbivore in their attempts to milk them.
The frustrating millions of years that had to ensue as mother nature allowed the evolutionary process to advance until finally mankind was given their chance at reaching those golden utters of flowing milk.
the real magic is the 3-teat-cow. the fact that cheese comes out of it and not milk is simply the logical outcome.
OMG…it’s back! it’s back!! Medium Large is BACK!! YAHOO!!!
But how does this play into the creation stories of the goldfish crackers?
Dave – there is cheese in the crackers, and maybe it’s dairy cheese?
Creationism?
Pull the udder one . . . . . . . .
My favorite cow joke is from an old Calvin and Hobbes, in which Calvin, looking at a glass of milk, asks himself “Who was the first guy to look at a cow and think ‘hey, I’m going to squeeze these things and drink whatever comes out of it?'”
The holes in the cheese are where the logic goes.
A poor attempt at humor. Instead of constantly Christian Creationist bashing why don’t you be an equal opportunity offender. How about some Muslim cartoons? Oh, that’s right, Muslims will kill you if you bash their religion in cartoons. But it’s a peaceful religion. Right?
Just as soon as Muslims start insisting that Islam be taught as science in US schools. Plus, creationists are so much more entertaining because they have to pretend to be nice.