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Fortunately, this isn’t a problem with Mario Kart.
Eventually, everyone has to go to the Rainbow Road…
Could be worse. They could be playing a Halo game.
That would be a great bonus item at the end of the game, a rolling series of memorial biographies for all the people you killed. Kinda like the “deleted scenes” on Austin Powers (or was it Goldmember?), which showed the background stories (in loving soft-focus with gentle music playing) of several of the henchmen Austin Powers had killed.
Considering the game has a mission where you play as a CIA Officer posing as a terrorist…
“You ever wonder if this sort of game isn’t effectively recruitment material for the military?”
Ruined? No, no, you’ve just made it so much better.
Why’s he playing it with his mum?