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February 1, 2010

Posted in 1 by cesco7 on February 1, 2010

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  1. El Santo said, on February 1, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    No enough darkness! We need some rabbit brutality up in this piece!

    Rabbit number one, we shot him into space. Number 45, we ground off his little face with a sander powered by number 91. Rabbits 9 through 12 are ammo in the rabbit-gun.

    Please load the rabbit. Now, launch the rabbit. So soft and fuzzy. Bunny Kamikaze.

    Rabbit 17, he tests the catapult. When they catch on fire, that’s not the Dharma doctor’s fault. Rabbit number 2’s taught to navigate by the stars and the 70s are lining the seats in our cars.

    So cute and fluffy. How to bring him to me? So you want the carrot? Come and get the carrot.

    Just be glad you’re not a rabbit or we’d do these things to you. Just be glad you’re not a rabbit or we’d do these things to you.

    Number 42, he’s the best one of them all. He travels back in time so we can bet on basketball. (And win!)

    In the name of science and death defiance- results dependable; rabbits expendable.

    Just be glad you’re not a rabbit or we’d do these things to you. Just be glad you’re not a rabbit or we’d do these things to you.

    (lyrics from Sonic Weapon Fence)

  2. jfruh said, on February 1, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    Six years from now, that rabbit will be bankrupt with no friends and a terrible addiction to perscription pain medication. Just sayin’.

  3. Wings (Caffeinated Joe) said, on February 1, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    Hope you don’t abandon the darkness… not for long, at least.

    And Happy February to you, too!

  4. Naked Bunny with a Whip said, on February 1, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    jfruh: On the other hand, rabbits only live 5 – 10 years, so that’s actually pretty good.

  5. Harold said, on February 1, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    Damn you, rabbit! Those Powerball millions are rightfully MINE!!!

  6. DrBear said, on February 1, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    I see four lucky rabbits feet in my future

  7. turquoise cow said, on February 1, 2010 at 6:48 pm

    ten minutes after this picture was taken, the rabbit was run over by a semi.

    …sorry if reality is kind of dark.

  8. Savvy Veteran said, on February 1, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    There will be an “E! True Hollywood Story” produced about this adorable bunny within three years.

    The compulsions that drove you to purchase that lottery ticket will be the sames ones that lead to your eventual loss of the cash payout, bunny! Just run away, off to a nice meadow or something. NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS.

  9. Regency kitten said, on February 1, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    Thanks. I needed that. Here’s to a better February!

  10. BlueNight said, on February 2, 2010 at 1:30 am

    The next day, she retired from her job as a telemarketer. (Over the phone, nobody can tell you’re a rabbit.) She used all but a million dollars to start a charity that would aid young rabbits in foiling their copulative urges, preventing the massive overpopulation which had been the petard by which their species had oft been hung.

    Five generations (two years) later, she would be hailed by some as an innovator who did what was necessary, and by others as a monster keeping her people down.

    Just before she quietly passed on, she told her great-great-great-great granddaughter, Molly, “It was worth it. It was all worth it.”

  11. BlueNight said, on February 2, 2010 at 1:31 am

    Hoist, darn it. The petard by which their species had oft been hoist.

  12. Dolly said, on February 6, 2010 at 2:15 am

    Is it wrong to want to shoot the bunny?


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