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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Posted in Uncategorized by cesco7 on May 27, 2010

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  1. Hysterical Woman said, on May 27, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    Thanks for making me look up Human Centipede.

    • flatlander said, on May 27, 2010 at 6:16 pm


      Geezus, that was disturbing. Glad I didn’t see the trailer. Some people should NOT be allowed to make movies.

  2. Tintin LaChance said, on May 27, 2010 at 6:14 pm

    Seconding Hysterical Woman. Insert some “AUGH AUGH AUGH CAN I SCRUB THAT FROM MY MIND NOW”s here, because I am a wuss.

    Always glad to see TODD and Son, though.

  3. Michael B said, on May 27, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    Lovely. I’d just finally managed to forget it. And I pity anyone who watches that trailer. Truly disturbing.

    • laila said, on May 29, 2010 at 12:16 pm

      Oh, God, me too… And now I’ve got to try and scrub the knowledge from my brain all. over. again.

  4. Zach said, on May 27, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    At least I’m not the only one haunted by the knowledge any more.

  5. Tom T. said, on May 28, 2010 at 12:02 am

    One can say, “oh, it’s only a movie,” but the fact is that the actors still had to assume that position.

  6. Mollyscribbles said, on May 28, 2010 at 12:22 am

    Oh dear god I only read the text of the wikipedia article and my face looks like that pretty much dear god I pity the poor people who financed the movie without being told what it would involve.

    *attempts to scrub brain clean*

  7. Tullia said, on May 28, 2010 at 3:46 am

    You know, SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER I had assumed that the unlucky trio would bravely fend off the mad doctor and foil his evil plans, but the trailer makes it plain that no, we go from zero to projectile vomiting in 90 minutes. Yay.

    Apparently he plans on making another movie that will make this look like a happy picnic attended by cartoon animals. Or so he says.

  8. Michael Burton said, on May 28, 2010 at 5:20 am

    When I see references to hysterical blindness or brain bleach, I find that my curiosity is entirely willing to go take a nap.

  9. DrBear said, on May 28, 2010 at 5:54 am

    I’m sorry you felt it necessary to give that piece of torture porn any publicity.

  10. Lolsworth said, on May 28, 2010 at 9:06 am

    “Human Centipede” is subtitled “(First Sequence)”. It’s part one in a series, possibly even a franchise. Meanwhile, children are dying.

    • o0o said, on May 31, 2010 at 11:48 am

      i’ll be using that second sentence after everything i say from now on. meanwhile, children are dying.

  11. Grant said, on May 28, 2010 at 9:59 am

    Yeah, CNN Online ran an article on that movie, and I felt so sick just reading the watered down description of it. I’ll stick with cool indie Asian and European cinema thank you very much. Although I will say, I’m sure Japan has made even more disgusting horror movies. “Audition”. *Shudder*

    • flatlander said, on May 28, 2010 at 11:39 pm

      Not looking up “Audition”… not looking up “Audition”… not looking up “Audition”.

  12. rain said, on May 28, 2010 at 11:16 am

    Proposed tagline: “This wasn’t the hookup they were looking for.”

  13. Brian said, on May 31, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    After four days, curiosity got the better of me.
    One online movie review later: Pass the Neuralyzer, please. Quickly.

  14. Harold said, on June 4, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    I can only assume that “Human Centipede (Full Sequence)” will add in the missing twenty-two segments.

  15. JD Arie said, on June 9, 2010 at 10:34 pm

    Curiousity is bad… really bad… ToT… GOD!! Please…
    Somebody! Make me amnesia…

    ~ That’s from just reading the review in wikipedia…~

    still waiting for the trailer loading…

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