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I don’t think the raccoon bite is why you don’t feel so good. “Liquid Plumber” is not for babies.
But I’m impressed you were able to read the label.
ah, if only.
…it’s ok to say that b/c he’s just a cartoon and not a real baby, right??
Fake! If this were *authentic* Marvin, then the little bastard would be moving his lips even as he thought-ballooned. Yet another reason to like this version better…
What is “love”?
Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me no more.
On first reading, I thought he said he drank liquid paper. Either option would not end well.
Finally, a “Marvin” I can get behind 100%!
I like this Marvin much better.
In the original, Marvin is always frowning. In this one, he’s always looking worried. It’s an improvement.
After a week or so of this, do we get to watch his corpse rot away?
“Marvin” as it should be. Maybe he can discover the woodshop in the basement and work with the power tools. 🙂
“Marvin” done right! My heart rejoices.
STILL somehow less depressing than Funky Winkerbean.
wouldn’t their dog have eaten him by now??