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“Eye trauma” is not a phrase one likes to hear.
All good wishes for a full and speedy recovery.
Agreed: those are two words nobody wants to put together. Best of wishes.
Good heavens.
get well soon!
Oof. Get well soon, Ces.
Yes, get well soon. And, if possible, develop some kind of eyebeam-related superpower, such as X-ray vision, laser-beam vision, or heat vision. Then fight crime.
How awful! Eye trauma sucks for just about anyone, but most especially for an artist and writer like you. Was it a vengeful bird? Did you uncover a dangerous avian plot while photographing the little blighters?
Best wishes for a speedy recovery!
Oh no! Hope you’re okay, Ces. Get better soon.
Best wishes
I guess that’s better than a sharp stick in the eye, unless it WAS a sharp stick in the eye. Best wishes for quick recovery.
Hope it clears up soon, Ces.
Oh no, poor Ces. You know, ever since they implemented Talk Like A Pirate Day, hook-related accidents have increased a hundredfold this time of year. Always buckle your swash RESPONSIBLY, and watch where you wave that thing around!
(also, hope it’s not too serious and/or you recover quickly)
Oh no, the birds from the last comic strip pecked out his eyes. Everybody put on your protective eyeglasses.
I add my good wishes to the others’. Don’t read this. Instead, rest your eyes.
Hope you’re better soon.
Dammit, “eyebleach” isn’t meant to be taken literally!
wishes for a speedy recovery so twisted cartoons can return for everyone’s mirthful edification.
I’m hopeful the use of the singular was purposeful, and that the traumatized sight organ will recover. Not just because it would mean more comics, but because I generally care about people…
Hope your eye trauma gets taken care of, rest up and my best to you.
Wow. This sounds horrible. I hope you can read this and know that everybody is sending you well-wishes.
On the other hand: as a writer, this sounds like an opportunity for you to enter into a period of guest-artist episodes, with you dictating the content and the artist trying to figure out what the hell you’re talking about. Of course, you already do that with Sally Forth, and you guys seem to have that routine down pretty well!
Take care, man.
Oof. Hope you get better soon, Ces.
Oh my goodness. I suppose that could interfere with something which involves the visual arts. Hope it’s not too painful/awful/life threatening!
It was those damned birds from that photo-strip, wasn’t it? They’re all pecker-heads!
I’m just wondering if this has anything to do with the most recent twitter message.
Eww. Speedy recovery and I hope it’s a complete one.
aw dude, you gotta keep the tobasco away from your face!
Seriously, though, get well soon!!
Hope you get better soon and that it wasn’t something very serious.
last twitter feed was regarding hail. hope there was not a causal connection as a startled blogger looked up to check on the hail situation, and… POW!
jeez, take care man!
You are a grown man. I trust you’ve read enough, been educated enough and have watched porn enough to know NOT to get that stuff in your eye!
Get better soon. Your fans demand it.
PS–Just had both my retina’s torn from a sucker-punch. Eye trauma SUCKS. Hang in there….
Here’s hoping for a speedy recovery, Ces. From a long time fan.
May you get much better soon, sir. Love the site, and I respect the fact that you wrote &/or write for the Onion. I’ve loved their ‘coverage’ since circa ’95.. Please forgive my pathetic web site; it’s Godaddy, and I’m no ‘techie’. I merely play one on the clock, as I tell my customers at the vzw.. but do get better, and I may ask you soon if you’re ok with tradin’ links 🙂
Ces, the eye trauma is supposed to happen after you finally get to spend the rest of your post-nuclear-holocaust life quietly reading at the library.
Sorry ’bout tha’, Ces. Guess I oughta’ve used a set o’ gloves when I gave ye a wallop.
Oh wait, I bet it wasn’t birds. I bet you saw Glen Beck naked! TRAUMA!
Feeling better yet? 😉
We all hope you make a full recovery!
All we get is a cryptic reference to “eye trauma”, then nothing happens for weeks?
What, are you writing for “Mary Worth”, now?
Best wishes, Ces.