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If I had a child I would print this off and read it to them before bed.
I laughed until I cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and threw up a little and cried and cried and cried.
This needs to be published and become a Christmas standard.
Now, THAT’s a Christmas classic!
This is way better than all those lame Christmas Specials on TV. When will they make this into an animated special?
But does it have Norelco razor sledding? HMMM?
So that explains what happened to my hands when I was a child.
Does the hand have a mind of its own?
have you ever heard of a severed hand that didn’t?
I smell sequel!
oh, that’s my laundry, sorry.
Oh, my, that is brilliant. And even more disturbing than my Christmas card of a few years back, which explains why there are no females on Santa’s team of reindeer (despite the fact that one is called “Vixen”).
Please make a black and white pdf of this so that we can print it at home with our own colored paper. I’ve tried to make a couple of these to give out to the nices and nephews and boy did i went through the color ink cartridges. Or as a vote or donation incentive, as this is our new xmas tradition.
Disturbing and nostalgic is an odd combo, but strangely Christmasy too. Well done!
I’m on the edge of my seat waiting for the 2011 Christmas Story!!! Or I can just read this one over and over again.