How to Tell Your Kids about the Easter Bunny
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Why does this strip never stop being funny? Jesus!
I always struggled to get to grips with the idea of an Easter Bunny when I was a kid. In my mind that furry bastard couldn’t hold SHIT to Father Christmas!
…and that’s where babies come from…
There’s a Lincoln Log in my sock drawer!
That’s the story of Jesus.
As someone who’s experienced many seders, I absolutely love the last one. Awesome.
explaining paganism to the kids when you live in the southern hemisphere, adds an extra dimension…
Basically, “stop asking questions when your mouth is full of of chocolate!”
Or you could join an Anglican cult and homeschool your children so that they’re never exposed to the pagan Easter bunny.
Not that my parents did this to me or anything.