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Ted Forth’s Tips for Valentine’s Day (Smooooooooth Lovin’ Edition)

Posted in Uncategorized by cesco7 on February 14, 2012

Ted Forth: Husband. Father. Strategic Planner. Possible Member of “The Guilded Hand.” And Celebrated Love Machine. But how does Ted keep the sparks a-flyin’ and Sally’s heart a-racin’ after almost 15 (or, depending on which timeline you follow, well over 40) years of marriage? Well, first by not reacting to the words “Love Machine” by automatically launching into his own rendition of The Cult’s “Love Removal Machine” (which, admittedly, was his first impulse). Instead, Ted keeps the romance burning with some creativity, some light stretching beforehand, and always by remembering the following “Smooth Loving Tips”…

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  1. Effluvius Erratus said, on February 15, 2012 at 8:11 am

    Out of his league? A flat-chested buzz-kill like Sally?

    • Mollyscribbles said, on February 15, 2012 at 4:39 pm

      For Ted’s league? Yes.

  2. Louis Gonzales said, on February 15, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    Ted is not a loser. Ted is a dreamer and a visionary!

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