Burger King has had a tough time lately, falling behind Wendy’s to become the third most popular fast-food chain. That’s why it’s just a matter of time before the Burger King rises up in revenge and takes control of us all. But what will he do once he becomes Supreme Leader (which sounds like one of his more boastful burgers)? Here’s a sneak peek at what’s in store…
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Don’t settle for mere walks in the woods, laps in the pool, or falls from a tree. Instead, make this one summer you’ll never forget (no matter how intense the therapy) by enrolling in any one of these highly specific, highly questionable camps.
From blowing things up to going bare-ass, here all the summer camps you should probably scratch off your kids’ list this season.
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“The Avengers” is filled to capacity with fascinating superheroes who demand your attention and eventually more of your money with future sequels. That is except for Hawkeye, whose reclusive nature, lack of an interesting backstory, and (SPOLIER) ability to be defeated two minutes into the movie make him an unlikely candidate for his own star-making movie. But with a little effort there are indeed ways to make a “Hawkeye” summer film that if not a blockbuster will at least be suggested the next time you log onto Netflix.
From going in drag to leaving this mortal coil, see all the possible Hawkeye movie options at Smosh. Thanks!
Movies never really end even after the credits roll and the usher locks you in the theater for the night. They live on in our minds, in our conversations, and in the assorted tie-in crap we buy. But the following movie merchandise doesn’t so much recapture the excitement of their films as destroy any fond memories you may have had of them.
From a disease-free Watchmen to a deviant C-3PO, see all the regrettable movie tie-ins at Smosh. Thanks!