Whether it’s the dot over the letter “i” or the boobs on a guy, there are things we never knew had a name aside from “whazzit” or “that’s unfortunate.” Until now, that is. That’s because once you’ve finished reading this list you’ll be able to point at all these things and call them by their actual names…until you realize that there are some things people don’t want you to point at and yell in public.
For your entire new vocabulary study guide—just in time to be rather late for the SATs—click right here.
And don’t forget to read/revisit The Original 12 Things You Didn’t Know there Were Words For post.
Ah, summer camp. A time to make new friends. A time for outdoor adventure. And, of course, a time to be chased by an axe-wielding maniac. (A fact most camp brochures hide somewhere in the back between “So You Forgot Your EpiPen” and “So You Wet Your Bed.”) That’s why before you spend the next several weeks deep in the woods with a bunch of strangers you should spend the next several minutes learning these crucial lessons from classic summer camp horror movies. (Warning: Spoilers ahead.)For all the summer camp horror movie lessons click right here.
We all know carnival games are rigged. (Except for that damn one in which you can’t stop winning pet goldfish, so you come home with 300 prizes that won’t live to see Tuesday.) And we all know the carny (the professional name for “carnival operator” that isn’t “Three priors and currently on parole for a fourth”) will do anything to cheat you out of your money. That’s why you need a little skill and a whole lot of disregard for the posted rules to have a chance at winning at the following fixed booths…For all the secret tips to winning a $3 pink bear after spending $1400, click right here.
Who says children’s toys are just for children? (Except maybe the toy’s manufacturer and parents when they see their 30-year-old child go “vroom vroom” with a Hot Wheels playset). With just a little ingenuity and total disregard for what anyone else may say the following toys can be just what you need to help get you through adulthood…
For all the toys that you will need as tools for adulthood, click right here.