“I Could Chew on This and Other Poems by Dogs” Is Out Today!

I Could Chew on This and Other Poems by Dogs is out today! In print! In ebook! Not on book-on-tape, though, because I only have one TDK cassette left and it was the one from when I was a kid and tapped an episode of The Flintstones by putting the recorder right up against the TV speaker only for the voices to be so loud you can barely understand what the characters are saying and I just can’t tape over that. But the book is definitely in book and digital form, so go nuts!
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More of my pet poetry from Chronicle Books! (Click on images for more information)

Medium Large Comic: Monday, July 29, 2013

I Could Chew on This and Other Poems by Dogs
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Medium Large Dog Week: Friday, July 26, 2013

I Could Chew on This and Other Poems by Dogs
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Medium Large Dog Week: Thursday, July 25, 2013

I Could Chew on This and Other Poems by Dogs
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“I Could Chew on This”: The Posts

Hey, everyone! As you might have figured from the various postings on this site—and the innumerable links—I Could Chew on This and Other Poems by Dogs comes out this Tuesday, July 30th! And in the final days leading up to that big day (well, a big day for me, since big days vary by person, emotional content, and proximity away from the office) here are a just few links that provide an extra sneak peek into a book that you all made possible due to your tremendous support or you throwing your hands up in the air and saying, “Now it’s dogs. Fine. Whatever.” In short, thank you for everything and know that by thanking you I’m also trying to share the blame for all this:

The Washington Post: Cats vs. Dogs (Interview with Michael Cavna)

The Denver Post: Pet Place—Canine Owners Get Equal Time

Chronicle Books: My Guest Blogger Post

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Medium Large Dog Week: Wednesday, July 24, 2013

I Could Chew on This and Other Poems by Dogs
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Medium Large Dog Week: Tuesday, July 23, 2013

I Could Chew on This and Other Poems by Dogs
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“I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats” 2014 Wall Calendar Is Out Today!

It may be Dog Week all this week at Medium Large, but that doesn’t mean the cats wouldn’t try to worm their way into your lap to garner attention for their very own calendar, complete with new poems, new cats, and those twelve crazy months you’ve gotten to know all these years—all available today! So if you’re already sick of 2013, get a jump on next year with the one calendar that will watch that red dot on the wall for months…or until it somehow runs back and forth across your room repeatedly.(Click on below image to make larger.)“I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats 2014 Calendar
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It’s “I Could Chew on This and Other Poems by Dogs” Week!

Yes, so starts the countdown to the release of I Could Chew on This and Other Poems by Dogs (the new/inevitable companion/competitive book to I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats) on Tuesday, July 30th! And to celebrate/market the occasion, all this week will be dog comic strips, dog articles, and dog performance art (okay, maybe not the last one). So get sit down with your dog, get him his favorite chew toy, watch him place his favorite chew toy in his favorite hiding place, find half of your missing cherished possessions along with his favorite chew toy in his favorite hiding place, and enjoy this special week as well as the following excerpt from the new book! (Click to make larger.)I Could Chew on This and Other Poems by Dogs
Coming Tuesday, July 30, 2013!
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Medium Large Dog Week: Monday, July 22, 2013

I Could Chew on This and Other Poems by Dogs
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