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6 Ugly Truths about Smurf Village

Posted in Uncategorized by cesco7 on August 7, 2013

We all think we know what Smurf Village is like thanks to the cartoon series and movies. But those are only the images the Smurf Tourist Board wants you to see. We never really know what happens in that town when the cameras are off, the citizens return to their normal behavior, and the Smurf CSI unit learns that the reason Vanity Smurf has stayed so young and attractive is that he’s been replacing his aging body parts with those of his victims…Smosh Sample Smurf Village
To see the true, dark underbelly of those, well, blue bellies click here.

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  1. Zach said, on August 8, 2013 at 12:34 pm

    Smurfs do not reproduce sexually. A baby Smurf is delivered by magic stork once every blue moon.


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