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A Kitten’s Guide to Writing

Posted in Uncategorized by cesco7 on July 10, 2014

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  1. Layla Morgan Wilde (Cat Wisdom 101) said, on July 10, 2014 at 1:28 pm

    Ha, they do love their ice cream parlors.

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    • cesco7 said, on July 15, 2014 at 4:23 pm

      Hahahaha yes, no matter who is around.

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  2. mariser said, on July 15, 2014 at 1:06 pm

    hey, hey, the kittens are in Freshly Pressed! they deserve it

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  3. Denise [But First, Live!] said, on July 15, 2014 at 1:12 pm

    HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! So cute!
    And so true! I guess I had no idea my kitties were great authors =) Now it all makes sense! (hehehe)

    thnx for sharing!

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    • cesco7 said, on July 15, 2014 at 4:24 pm

      Thank you very much!

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  4. Kat said, on July 15, 2014 at 1:28 pm

    Reblogged this on Kat Webber and commented:
    Seems accurate 😉

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    • cesco7 said, on July 15, 2014 at 4:24 pm

      Thank you for the reblog!

      Reply
  5. alwayssavannah said, on July 15, 2014 at 1:38 pm

    Oh, I too, have experience the ole kitten writer…why are cats so attracted to keyboards?

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    • cesco7 said, on July 15, 2014 at 4:25 pm

      I think it’s so they can get access to our financial data online.

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      • alwayssavannah said, on July 15, 2014 at 4:26 pm

        Haha that has to be it. My poor kitten probably wishes it had a more financially stable owner lol

  6. Midhun Antony said, on July 15, 2014 at 1:56 pm

    Keep posting brother…

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  7. theveryspecialblog said, on July 15, 2014 at 3:13 pm

    This made my day 🙂
    Can’t wait for “I Knead My Mommy”

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    • cesco7 said, on July 15, 2014 at 4:25 pm

      Thank you! I hope you enjoy the book!

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  8. happyfreshgrass said, on July 15, 2014 at 3:25 pm

    I love kittens! ^^ 🙂

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    • cesco7 said, on July 15, 2014 at 4:26 pm

      All good people do 🙂

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  9. cynthiaclinard said, on July 15, 2014 at 3:44 pm

    Reblogged this on Cynthia Gets Fit and commented:
    Just encountered this today with my little kitten. So descriptive.

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    • cesco7 said, on July 15, 2014 at 4:26 pm

      Thank you for the reblog! Glad you liked it 🙂

      Reply
  10. Lisa Chesser said, on July 15, 2014 at 3:53 pm

    I think you caught every writer’s life at one point or other. I really really needed to laugh today. Thank you!

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    • cesco7 said, on July 15, 2014 at 4:26 pm

      Thank you very much!

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  11. Paul Bowler said, on July 15, 2014 at 4:38 pm

    Ha, ha, great kitten writing guide! That was such fun 😀

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  12. wakingofthebear said, on July 15, 2014 at 4:38 pm

    Congratulations on being Freshly Pressed.

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    • cesco7 said, on July 15, 2014 at 4:46 pm

      Thank you! Made me very happy 🙂

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  13. Suze said, on July 15, 2014 at 4:39 pm

    Awww! This is incredibly cute! ❤ 🙂

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    • cesco7 said, on July 15, 2014 at 4:46 pm

      Glad you liked it!

      Reply
  14. G said, on July 15, 2014 at 4:44 pm

    This is so cute!

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  15. Eagle-Eyed Editor said, on July 15, 2014 at 5:02 pm

    Purr-fect! Congrats on being Freshly Pressed.

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  16. ashokbhatia said, on July 15, 2014 at 5:05 pm

    So far, I thought cats could either act as a muse or teach bosses a trick or two. Now I understand they can write as well.
    Here is a post you may like:
    http://ashokbhatia.wordpress.com/2014/06/17/seven-traits-that-bosses-share-with-cats/

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  17. LREvans7 said, on July 15, 2014 at 9:53 pm

    Reblogged this on lrevans7 and commented:
    Kitty humor is my favorite humor. 🙂

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    • cesco7 said, on July 15, 2014 at 9:59 pm

      I’m glad you liked it 🙂

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      • LREvans7 said, on July 15, 2014 at 10:00 pm

        No problem. I look forward to seeing more from you in the future.

  18. Th3Observist said, on July 15, 2014 at 11:24 pm

    With all the cat memes I’ve seen, this is still yet very entertaining especially on a long night commuting home.

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  19. thatgirlralf said, on July 15, 2014 at 11:54 pm

    Adorable

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  20. pezcita said, on July 16, 2014 at 12:00 am

    Love the “lick yourself like you’re made of ice cream down there” step! See my cat comics at: http://pezcita.wordpress.com/2012/03/

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    • cesco7 said, on July 16, 2014 at 8:24 am

      Will do! And thank you!

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  21. creativeconfessions said, on July 16, 2014 at 2:18 am

    How adorable!

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  22. librarian247 said, on July 16, 2014 at 2:26 am

    This reminds me of my 11 week old frisky, fun and enigmatic kitten.

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    • cesco7 said, on July 16, 2014 at 8:23 am

      Oh good! And she might be typing a response to your comment right now.

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  23. mono said, on July 16, 2014 at 3:42 am

    too funny 🙂

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  24. Max said, on July 16, 2014 at 5:35 am

    Oh to be a cat! Unfortunately I have Pawsense installed! Warning Cat like Typing Detected!

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    • cesco7 said, on July 16, 2014 at 8:22 am

      That does prevent a cat from editing your work or tagging photos indiscriminately on Facebook.

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  25. awax1217 said, on July 16, 2014 at 7:40 am

    Some people say, “cute as a bunny rabbit” but this is as cute as a purring kitten with a toy.

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  26. dcmontreal said, on July 16, 2014 at 10:11 am

    Love your blog – er …I mean the kittens’ blog of course. Just to let you know, once they grow to adult cats, the urge to write remains as I found out recently when Ferguson found my iPad that I had left on … http://dcmontreal.wordpress.com/2014/07/03/surprise-guest-blogger/

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    • cesco7 said, on July 16, 2014 at 10:41 am

      Hahaha Well, as kittens they’re still finding their voice. It’s as a cat they can finally write the Great American Novel.

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  27. Melissa Portan said, on July 16, 2014 at 1:47 pm

    EPIC. My favorite was #3! And I do a lot of #6.

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    • cesco7 said, on July 16, 2014 at 2:12 pm

      Thank you. And yeah, I spend a lot of writing actually staring, hoping I snap out of it before it’s the following summer.

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  28. Matilda said, on July 16, 2014 at 1:52 pm

    love it

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    • cesco7 said, on July 16, 2014 at 2:11 pm

      Thank you 🙂

      Reply
  29. Jeddah Blog said, on July 16, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    Love this post! Will be checking out more on your blog now 🙂

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    • cesco7 said, on July 16, 2014 at 2:10 pm

      Thank you very much!

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  30. PreciousRachel said, on July 16, 2014 at 2:37 pm

    So funny, I cracked up when I read step 8. And they do like their ice cream.

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    • cesco7 said, on July 16, 2014 at 5:08 pm

      It’s all-season treat for them.

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  31. zeyzey63 said, on July 16, 2014 at 5:48 pm

    Great post! Please check out my blog http://queenzey.wordpress.com/

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  32. Therese Lu said, on July 16, 2014 at 11:29 pm

    Highly entertaining! Thank you for making my day.

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  33. tarebearthewriter said, on July 17, 2014 at 12:00 am

    Reblogged this on Tarebearthewriter and commented:
    Um…

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  34. ChaptersofVajraAnanda said, on July 17, 2014 at 12:16 am

    Love this!

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    • cesco7 said, on July 17, 2014 at 12:19 am

      Thank you!

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      • ChaptersofVajraAnanda said, on July 17, 2014 at 12:21 am

        I often wish my cats could come to life and give me some tips for my writing!

  35. sb2711 said, on July 17, 2014 at 1:38 am

    mew 😀

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  36. clhh50 said, on July 17, 2014 at 6:39 am

    Yes, yes. What is the cat fascination with my lap top. She always gets my attention. Oh wait, this sounds like me….

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    • cesco7 said, on July 19, 2014 at 2:25 pm

      Sometimes cats also like to see if you left your bank accounts open should a quick transfer be possible.

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  37. Jessica&Love said, on July 17, 2014 at 7:19 am

    HAHA this is very sweet! THank you for posting 🙂

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  38. evewatchmaker said, on July 17, 2014 at 3:42 pm

    Hahaha #CatGenius Do you have a piece on how friendly they are when hungry, but don’t know you they’re fed…Playaz

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    • cesco7 said, on July 19, 2014 at 2:23 pm

      hahahaha That’s a good idea 🙂

      Reply
  39. RebeccaTrogner said, on July 17, 2014 at 3:52 pm

    You just made my day. Of course, my cat, just sashayed by as I was viewing this. Thanks

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    • cesco7 said, on July 19, 2014 at 2:23 pm

      Cats occasionally pass by laptops in case someone needs a freelance editor or ghostwriter

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  40. Roy Sexton (Reel Roy Reviews) said, on July 18, 2014 at 3:38 pm

    fabulous and adorable!! (and kinda true!)

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    • cesco7 said, on July 19, 2014 at 2:22 pm

      Glad you liked it 🙂

      Reply
  41. appslotus said, on July 19, 2014 at 11:47 am

    Reblogged this on Apps Lotus's Blog.

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  42. akhlis said, on July 20, 2014 at 4:51 am

    Reblogged this on Akhlis' Blog and commented:
    Kittens and laptops’ keyboard are inseparable, you bet…

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  43. kelsydemelo said, on July 20, 2014 at 12:59 pm

    “realize it’s now the following tuesday”- haha so true!! I love this!

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  44. frugoal said, on July 20, 2014 at 11:18 pm

    This blog is too cute for words!

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    • cesco7 said, on July 21, 2014 at 7:22 am

      Thank you 🙂

      Reply
  45. ocjarman1 said, on July 20, 2014 at 11:33 pm

    You gone & dun it dude!! You made me yearn for a kitten, again! Alas, it is not to be: $30 pet rent with a disability income. Perhaps, after I become rich after my novel is published. . . Thank you for the delightful “instructions”!

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    • cesco7 said, on July 21, 2014 at 7:23 am

      Here’s to hoping for your novel, your kitten, and maybe you and your kitten co-authoring a novel!

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  46. Nina May said, on July 21, 2014 at 3:45 am

    That was too perfect, I give you a round of applause. Although, I don’t know how you did a case study of my cat without my knowledge! You pinned her perfectly. Q is her favorite letter.

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  47. outoftheaestivalblue said, on July 21, 2014 at 7:01 am

    Purrrfect. Love it 😀

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    • cesco7 said, on July 21, 2014 at 7:23 am

      Glad you liked it!

      Reply
  48. clolamangeusedelivres said, on July 21, 2014 at 11:34 pm

    Reblogged this on 52 livres en 365 jours and commented:
    Ceux qui ont un chat ou qui en on déjà eu un comprendront… 🙂

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  49. Emily said, on July 24, 2014 at 3:38 am

    Tee hee, love this!

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  50. Hi from Cliffy | mynuttydubai said, on July 30, 2014 at 1:26 pm

    […] the laptop! Being a relatively new cat owner I was not too familiar with this until I came across this post on kittens writing – although he’s no longer much of a kitten, this was certainly […]

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  51. Jennifer Brown-Leslie said, on July 30, 2014 at 9:19 pm

    Reblogged this on Elephant Tree Blog and commented:
    I love cat humour! My two daughters are pestering my to get a kitten but with two over-indulged poodles I am a tad concerned we might have some issues with a new kitty. Has anyone else introduced a kitten to a household with dogs?

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  52. geraldbrown3092 said, on July 31, 2014 at 5:36 am

    Reblogged this on I'm Gerald Brown and commented:
    This is cute and it is very catchy. Congrats!

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  53. lacielovehester said, on August 17, 2014 at 5:28 am

    So funny and cute. My cat believes that he needs his own blog. He gets on my laptop and tries his best to paw a key. He also tries to write letters by pawing ink pens.. I guess he is destined to be a great writer.

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  54. L.M. Nelson said, on May 14, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    Reblogged this on lmnelsonscorner and commented:
    Writers who own cats will relate to this.

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  55. The Story Reading Ape said, on August 16, 2016 at 3:59 pm

    Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
    Is there a potential Bestseller Author in YOUR home?

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