“I Could Pee on This” Greeting Cards: What Could Say the Holidays More?
From tearing open presents to climbing up Christmas trees to bringing down the Christmas on top of torn-open gifts of glass and fragile electronics, no one gets into the holiday spirit more than cats. And now they want to help you celebrate the season with I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats greeting cards! Yes, let these masters of social decorum, sentimental expression, and effusive displays of affection give words to your thoughts, whether you wish to tell someone happy holidays, happy birthday, happy happy joy joy, or even “Thank You” for being there to receive your card. In fact, the cats have already done all your greeting work for you! All you need do is sign your name on the card. Oh, and write the other person’s name, too. People like that. Oh, and a stamp. Post offices like that. But everything else you could possibly need to lift one’s spirits is right here in one box, including 16 notecards, four new poems, and some of the cutest cats to ever speak on your behalf in verse.